An $11,000 shower curtain, a $2000 waste basket, wait it gets better…

“Dennis Kozlowski and two of his alleged partners in corporate crime were charged yesterday with looting their own company out of $600 million.
The staggering figure was revealed in criminal indictments and separate lawsuits filed by Tyco and the Securities and Exchange Commission that accuse Kozlowski of using the plundered money to fund a lavish – and cheesy – lifestyle.

Among other things, he allegedly spent $1 million in Tyco money on a birthday bash for his second wife, Karen Mayo, that featured an ice sculpture of Michelangelo’s David – which sprayed vodka from its penis.”