When I arrived in the US from bad teeth land one of the first things I asked my dentist for was a set of American teeth.
Unfortunately I was told there was nothing that could be done. However at dinner with friends last night I was introduced to ‘Rota Points’, the best toothpick in the world.
The bits in between my teeth are gone now, even if I’m still on page 27 of the Great Book of British Smiles.