How not to end an IM conversation

Posted by | October 28, 2003 | diary | No Comments

Why is it that in IM conversations some people stick to you like flies to the proverbial crap?

New to IM Person: OK we’ll meet there

Other Person: Cool, bye. [conversation is over in theory]

New Person: Cheers see you then – its at 6 right?[nope, its started again. Rule 1. do not end with a question]

Other Person: Yup, Cheers

New Person: what do you think of Swedenborg’s Arcana Coelestia? [it was over, you should have stopped and you’ve started again. Rule 2. look for hints]

Other Person: I think its total bollocks, gotta run

New Person: Yeah I guess so, BTW, did we say 6?[GOTO line 2340, please sod off now. Rule 3. don’t ever read philosophers, they can’t write and they create more questions than people can answer – a bit like some people on IM]

etc, etc.