… sound of sporadic popping of blood vessels from Redstate.com readers, accompanied by light banjo music:
Summary of the argument against global warming from Redstate.com
Its not true.
Oh shit, it is true – then it has absolutely nothing to do with my fat-ass pickup truck. Paws off.
Like the nice guy who used to work for Exxon explained, there is no link between tobacco and global warming.
CO2 is not the problem because thats too complicated and requires math. Its gotten hotter because someone turned up the volume on the sun control.
Oh shit – 99% of scientists say they have evidence that my fat-ass pickup is partly to blame.
Scientists are all commies, so their views are political and therefore not scientific.
We should only take science advice from people who sell fat-ass pickups becuase they are not commies and are therefore unbiased.
Bush looks like the guy who sold me my pickup, I’ll vote for him, not some nancy, preppy, Ivy League, cheerleader from a posh family.
Al Gore is only pretending he grew up on a farm – people who talk about science are all city liberals who drive girls cars. Only real men drive SUVs and pickups, not soccer mums.
I’d have to be six feet under water with $5 a gallon gas before I’d believe this crock.
etc. etc.