Newspapers around the world are itching to print a story that Prince Charles is gay and was caught giving a blow job to a butler (so what, leave the poor man alone).
According to Drudge: “New York times editors panicked and ordered a detailed story on the allegations to be killed.
The result of all this is that all the print press have to reluctantly point people to weblogs and online discussion groups to find out the details.
From alt.gossip.royalty:
“What is it that Prince Charles didn’t do?
He was caught either giving oral sex or receiving oral sex with his favorite “manservant” by Michael Fawcett. In a seperate allegation, Michael Fawcett is being accused of homosexual rape. It is being speculated that the Fawcett rape was covered up because of Charles’ relationship with the man.”