The iPhone will Never be an Enterprise Device

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The Register points to a Gartner report that suggest that the iPhone may not be an enterprise device because of poor battery life, among other things.

We do not need the Gartner report to nitpick about details, to know that the iPhone is not an enterprise product.

The iPhone is a wonderful, groundbreaking, beautifully designed product, just like the first Macintosh was.

Businesses do not buy groundbreaking, beautifully designed products that give the impression they might be spending too much money, just like they didn’t buy the Macintosh. They will buy a good enough, slightly crappy phone that has a keyboard – the Blackberry.

Salesforce.com is worth more than General Motors

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By quite a long margin: 25% more, in fact (Salesforce.com market cap: $7.5B, GM, just under $6B).

Other unlikely companies that are now worth more than GM: Ryan Air; Pitney Bowes; J C Penney; Autodesk; Bed Bath and Beyond. Even tech. train wreck, Sun Microsystems is worth 25% more. And in a case of a piece being worth more than the whole, automobile parts distributor, Genuine Parts Company, and dashboard GPS maker, Garmin, are each worth $500 million more than GM.

Use Google Finance to screen for companies worth more than GM.

An Example of a Selfish Meme Overriding the Selfish Gene

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People talk about ‘carrying’ the name forward, when there is a single male in the family to preserve the pedigree of a family name. This is largely bogus, because the name line is merely one strand in the exponentially increasing number of routes that extend backwards as a family tree fans out, and it has ever diluted bearing on genetic ancestry.

Partly because of male pedigree beliefs and the one child per family rule, millions of Chinese girls are suspiciously missing. 119 baby boys are born for every 100 girls, something that doesn’t happen naturally or can yet be produced scientifically, at conception. Some girls were abandoned, some aborted and presumably some murdered.

There now aren’t enough prospective brides to go round. There are predicted to be 30 million unmarried young men in China by 2020 and these people are referred to as bare branches. Bare branches, because their genes will never be passed on.

By wanting to preserve the family name, the chances of your genetic lineage dying out increases, if everyone else behaves the same way.

Ironically, to have preserved your lineage in China, the best strategy would have been to have had a girl.

Culture, like religion, is something that people respect, irrationally, and because of this, the Selfish Meme (Family Lineage) has outwitted the Selfish Gene (Genetic Lineage). This is empirical proof, in some small part, that the effects of ideas, memes, can indeed behave like viruses and be damaging to our (genetic) survival.

People have a tendency, possibly through cultural respect, to look for examples of why religion may be a beneficial development for individuals (that reduces stress and makes us live longer, for example). But here we have a very simple concrete example of a cultural idea that is clearly not beneficial to the propagation of the individual’s DNA, being akin to a mind virus.

Since the distinction between culture and religion is not mutually exclusive, we have the possibility that religion too could be an idea that is damaging to an individual’s survival. Perhaps resistance to this notion is itself due to a cultural virus.

Cuil, Titanic search engine, sinks day one

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Cuil, yet another search engine, launched this morning – and then sank this afternoon.

Normally it is disingenuous to criticize people who suffer because of their success (i.e. servers going down from launch overload), but only when they innovate. Innovation means you have created something new, rather than copying, and that there will be unpredictable things that can only be fixed through trial and error.

Because Cuil is an attempt to build a better copy of a search engine, it should be judged on how well it does that, not on the novelty of the idea. People liked Google because it was fast, accurate and reliable, not because they had never seen a search engine.

Cuil is down, meaning that at this moment it is infinitely slow, unreliable and inaccurate. It has been backed with $33 million by people who have put greed before imagination, thinking that a Google beater = dollars, that a Google beater is a search engine and that people who have worked for Google are automatically better. This is the mentality that would back an MBA middle-management type over a visionary entrepreneur, a John Sculley over a Steve Jobs.

Google is threatening Microsoft’s access to dollars, not with desktop apps. or a desktop OS, but by owning an innovative product that became the desktop of the web – search. To get some of Google’s dollars requires developing something new and different that becomes the starting point for people on the web, Facebook is possibly something like that, Cuil is not.

Cuil say that they are pronounced cool. If you have to tell people you are, you’re probably not.

Om has the skinny.

It’s the recession, stupid

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Tom Mullaney in the Chicago Tribune, examines the fact that Starbucks is closing 600 stores and concludes that it is because it has lost its way from an authentic Italian coffee house (as late as 1988), to eventually become a proto fast food chain.

For a long time, Starbucks has effectively been a store selling coffee flavored deserts. A Venti Chocolate Malt Frappuccino with whipped cream, at 760 calories is equivalent to a BigMac AND Fries.

Despite the best intentions of a CEO inspired by a trip to Milan, a Starbucks Latte is a type and size of milk laden drink that is hardly ever drunk in Italy. By combining fat, sugar and caffeine into a beverage that is part of the cultural ritual of an American morning, they had merged the cravings satisfied by both fast food and soda into a liquid package that therefore seemingly didn’t count as calories, and created a business that would naturally become most profitable as fast food in disguise, due to customer demand rather than corporate conspiracy.

In New York, where foot traffic is high, the main ingredient of Starbucks reveals itself by the sickly smell of accumulated fatty milk spills, rather than fresh coffee grounds.

But the reason why Starbucks is shedding premises and staff is simple: a $5 coffee is an easily dispensable luxury in a recession, period.

Macbook Air – freezing

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In case anyone else has had this problem, that was driving me nuts: seems that Macbook Airs have a serious overheating issue that causes the CPU to max out and disable.

The problem happens with CPU intensive applications like Video or Flash. In other words, ordinary web browsing can be difficult. Not all MacBook Airs seem to have the flaw, but a large number do (it may be to do with excessive thermal grease being factory applied to some, which messes up the airflow).

The solution is to throttle the maximum temperature at which your Air will run at 1600 MHz and to run the chip at a lower voltage (which reduces stability). This requires a $10 app called coolbook: downloadable here and using settings here.

Perhaps this causes warranty problems, and you may be asking yourself 1. why can’t Apple sort this out and 2. why do I have to do something like this anyhow, isn’t this a major design problem.

As regards 1, it looks like Apple don’t have a solution yet, so you will just end up wasting hours and hours dealing with them.

2. The Air is clearly a new and innovative machine. First generation, innovative design has a much higher chance of problems. This is why the Hubble runs a 386 Chip. When I was an architect, I worked for what is arguably the worlds most famous practice and at that time almost every building they had designed resulted in a law suit because the roof leaked. You would think that being able to design a building with a non-leaking roof would be a minimum level of competence required of an architect, but that misses the point. The architect was fully capable of designing an ordinary building with a non-leaky roof, but a truly innovative building increased the chances of problems.

Apple is capable of designing a computer that doesn’t overheat, but a laptop that fits in an envelope has increased the chance of problems. Of course, its a bit galling to be throttling your MacBook Air at a time when overclocking a MacBook Pro is making headlines.

Fake Green – Making Money By Pretending to be Eco-friendly

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Many of the product press releases I’m emailed claim a ‘green’ angle which is often false. Today’s is for a July 4th Room and Board special, focusing on American made goods:

“As the 4th of July approaches, we thought it’d be a good time to remind you that more than 85 percent of Room & Board furniture is sourced and manufactured right here in the United States. Room & Board is thinking American-made for America’s birthday!”

“This means a smaller environmental impact as these pieces are shipped entirely within the boundaries of the U.S. Room & Board is committed to sustainability and this means high-quality construction, timeless design and the commitment to American-made as it stimulates local economies and helps to keep our suppliers in business and doing what they do best.”

This does make sense from a local perspective, but it is false to claim it to be ecologically sound. Aside from the fact that an American worker has a much higher carbon footprint that almost any other, and US manufacturing growth (rather than services growth) therefore usually has a negative global impact, there is a bigger problem. Transferring goods by land across the US has a higher energy cost than transferring by sea from Europe. If you live in New York, transportation costs mean it is more ‘green’ to by French wine than Californian. This is counterintuitive and uncomfortable, but its the truth.

Being green is fashionable these days, and unlike in the past, its profitable, so it isn’t merely an act of charity. But if you claim something is green that isn’t, you are benefiting as a result of the environment suffering.

The Huffington Post – run by a former Republican extremist who wanted to dismantle welfare, entirely.

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The leftwing Huffington Post is now the world’s most authoritative blog, according to Technorati.

In the election runup, although publicly known, I wonder how many people realize that the Huffington Post is named after a power obsessed, failed Democrat who was actually a former Republican extremist .

The ‘Huffpo’ has a proprietor who once campaigned as a Republican to the religious right for the dismantlement of welfare because “big government cheats people out of the spiritual rewards of giving to the needy”; who made her fortune from a divorce settlement after marrying a man she knew was gay; who was a follower and financial supporter of a strange religious cult and who paid less than a thousand dollars in tax in a year she campaigned as a Democrat against ‘fat cat’ tax avoiders, while living in an ostentatiously kitsch 6,000 sq. ft. LA mansion.

(I have just finished updating her Wikipedia entry, should you want details)

Arianna Huffington’s political vacillation is statistically unlikely. To paraphrase Wilde, given that it has tended to be in her personal interest – it looks like carelessness.

It is ironic and sad that in an election year, the Left’s most prominent outlet in the Blogosphere is a site run by someone who represents exactly the same cynicism as the media outlet it rails against – Fox News.

Summer streets

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New York has a program called Summer streets which will close down an avenue from the Brooklyn Bridge to Central Park on Saturdays.
This could not be more perfect, since the route is basically from our house to the park.