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‘newspaper piece’ protest

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So I couldn't get a copy of the Sunday edition of the New York Times yesterday - which nearly ruined my weekend. [Justine: "You failed to mention that your way of getting the paper yesterday morning was to stay in bed and hope that your girlfriend was going to find one in her non-white-yuppie neighborhood."] Scanning through the San Francisco Chronicle, the article about the peace march in San Francisco listed a turnout of 40,000 - fairly big. But then the article lists the turnout in other cities round the world - 8000 in Berlin and 300 in Tokyo. Now these numbers would technically constitute a disaster for protest organizers - two countries, the only ones listed being coincidentally ones that the US has been to war against, could only muster a handful of protesters. So why mention these two cities? There were other marches this weekend - three times...
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killing children

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Christopher Hitchens lauds the American people's patriotism and restraint after 9/11: "He [Hitchens] was, however, slightly disturbed by Gornick's suggestion that the increase in patriotic displays over the last 18 months was nothing more than collective insecurity masquerading as civic engagement. "In my day, Vivian," he said, "we called it 'solidarity.'" Hitchens added--rather calmly, for a change--that none of the looting, pillaging, and persecution predicted after 9/11 occurred because people were acutely aware of the danger of turning into something completely antipodean to American values." Coming from the UK where the Victorian's famously created the idea that children should be 'seen and not heard', an American value that I particularly admire is the celebration of childhood. A large portion of American culture celebrates childhood. As such, the Washington snipers' threat last week that no children were safe, produced an instinctive reaction of revulsion. So two people have been arrested over...
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Iraqi Star Wars fans

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"The day before the first bombing run on Bhagdad during the 1991 Gulf War, Iraqi TV showed a mass of Iraqi soldiers marching beneath the huge crossed swords of the Victory Arch, to the theme music from 'Star Wars'."" Samir Al-Khalil's book, The Monument, deals with the subject of monuments built by Saddam in modern day Baghdad. Some of the details of these monuments are a perfect study in monstrosity. Take, for example, the above mentioned celebratory arch constructed in honour of the victory in the war with Iran. "The triumphal arch is shaped as two pairs of crossed swords, made from the guns of dead Iraqi soldiers that were melted and recast as the 24-ton blades of the swords. Captured Iranian helmets are in a net held between the swords. And surrounding the base of the arms are another 5,000 Iranian helmets taken from the battle field. The fists...
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Cloning Jesus, copy Catholic

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When the body of Czar Nicholas II was discovered, a blood sample was taken from the Queen's husband, Prince Phillip, (being one of the closest living relatives) to authenticate the find. Maculate concept: It is possible that the recently discovered Ossuary once contained Jesus' brother's bones. Imagine that DNA from James' remains could be retrieved from the box. Imagine also that this DNA could be used to authenticate one or more of the morbid collection of religious relics claiming to be Jesus' toe-nail clippings or whatever. In fact a positive result would somewhat authenticate both the Ossuary and the relic(s), since it would be somewhat co-incidental that two fakes would contain remains of relatives. Imagine further that an intact cell from an authenticated relic could be used to create a clone. Then a lot of people like these would be dissappointed because, according to recent research, Jesus was short and...
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English law is really like a Monty Python sketch

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This is a classic - extract from a real court case in the UK, a man accused of stealing 40,000 coat hangars runs rings around the lawyer. ... Counsel: Yes, m'lud. Now, Mr Chrysler, perhaps you will describe what reason you had to steal 40,000 coat hangers? Defendant: Is that a question? Counsel: Yes. Defendant: It doesn't sound like one. It sounds like a proposition which doesn't believe in itself. You know - "Perhaps I will describe the reason I had to steal 40,000 coat hangers... Perhaps I won't... Perhaps I'll sing a little song instead..." Judge: In fairness to Mr Lovelace, Mr Chrysler, I should remind you that barristers have an innate reluctance to frame a question as a question. Where you and I would say, "Where were you on Tuesday?", they are more likely to say, "Perhaps you could now inform the court of your precise whereabouts on...
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Hummer Bummer

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The new Hummer is an object that personifies the skeuomorph - something which appears to be functional but is in fact decorative. The underlying decorative nature is what in fact makes the Hummer the ultimate example of the SUV as pure kitsch. The original Hummer was designed to traverse mud fields, ford rapids and scale mountainous terrain and as such was perhaps overkill for doing groceries in suburbia. It looked rugged and cool and in fact was very rugged, too rugged - i.e. bloody uncomfortable. The new Hummer sought to correct that - to create the oxymoron of comfortable and utilitarian, military chic for comfortable civilians, something as obviously stupid as the civilian comfort, white leather interior 4 wheel drive Lamborghini
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Saddam lookalike

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Reuters: "Austrian rightist [slight understatement] Joerg Haider, the best-known West European politician to visit Iraq in recent years, was proudly photographed in February beside President Saddam Hussein -- or was he? A German coroner says the man Haider met was one of at least three Saddam Hussein lookalikes, men who have undergone surgery and mimic the president's gestures and expressions perfectly." Projected cost of a war with Iraq: $100 - $200 Billion Mach3 Turbo: $7.99 Hmm... As "Chaplinitis" swept across America around 1915, Charlie Chaplin look-alike contests became a popular form of entertainment...Legend has it that Chaplin himself once entered -- and lost -- one of these competitions...in a San Francisco theater." [thanks Justine] Chaplin lookalike This brings to mind what Christopher Hitchens says about Churchill's wartime speeches: "what was not revealed until the late 1970's - that many of these exercises in 'Finest Hour rhetoric were recorded and delivered...
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Weapons on the drawing board

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Q: Why do sounds like scratching a blackboard and scraping metal make some people cringe or shiver? A: The danger warning sounds emitted by some of the great apes are of a similar frequency and tone to the sound made by fingernails dragged on a blackboard, so possibly a primal instinct for danger is being stimulated. New Scientist: Questions and Answers
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Nuit gravement a la sante

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Alain Robert has a hobby, he climbs very tall buildings with no safety equipment. A year ago I saw a documentary, where, half way up the outside of the Sears tower, he pauses, lets go one hand, reaches into his chalk bag, retrieves a cigarette and starts smoking - clearly unaware of the health risks. Canary beats the 'Spiderman'
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