Supply Side Jesus

Posted by | September 17, 2003 | religion | No Comments

Via Boingboing: The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus from Al Franken’s latest broadside.

I wonder how Bill O’Reilly would treat Jesus if he showed up on Fox:

Modern Jesus: “I you are rich you won’t get into heaven.”

Bill O’Reilly: “You are an insult to Christianity”

Modern Jesus: “I will turn the other cheek to that remark”

Bill O’Reilly: “Turn the other cheek? Fight like a man you tree-hugger”

Modern Jesus: “I forgive you”

Bill O’Reilly: “Yeah, well I don’t forgive you, with a name like Jesus you must be a wetback, go home”

Modern Jesus: “I will return from whence I came”

Bill O’Reilly: “Well you won’t be coming on my show again”

Sound of microphone being ripped off….