Via Boingboing: The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus from Al Franken’s latest broadside.
I wonder how Bill O’Reilly would treat Jesus if he showed up on Fox:
Modern Jesus: “I you are rich you won’t get into heaven.”
Bill O’Reilly: “You are an insult to Christianity”
Modern Jesus: “I will turn the other cheek to that remark”
Bill O’Reilly: “Turn the other cheek? Fight like a man you tree-hugger”
Modern Jesus: “I forgive you”
Bill O’Reilly: “Yeah, well I don’t forgive you, with a name like Jesus you must be a wetback, go home”
Modern Jesus: “I will return from whence I came”
Bill O’Reilly: “Well you won’t be coming on my show again”
Sound of microphone being ripped off….