Conspiracy Planet names Diana’s killer.

Posted by | October 20, 2003 | media | No Comments

My Diana conspiracy theory is that Dodi Fayed never existed because his father is too preposterous to be real. Even if he were, Siegfried and Roy’s stylists already have all their work cut out to have time to cultivate such an entity.

Today, the UK tabloids are all a flutter with the publication of a note written by Princess Diana that predicts someone would try and bump her off by tampering with the brakes on her car.

In this note, she names the person but the press are refusing to reveal who it is. Only a matter of time before someone blogs it – but until then, Conspiracy Planet have a large picture of Prince Phillip under the headline” Princess Diana Names Her Killer“.

Diana conspiracies are particularly entertaining due to the aforementioned weirdness of her partner, Dodi Fayed’s father, Al Fayed, who is often to be found fueling them.

The photo accompanying this post is actually endorsed by big Al. Check out this and other hysterical items on the utterly bizarre official Al Fayed website.